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BEGINS ON BOARD · APRIL 9–12, 2027

Anyone can join. Investor access is earned.Joining costs no money and no equity.

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  1. 01 / 03

    THE CHECK

    IT BOUGHT ENGINEERS: YOU RAISED IN 18 MONTHS OR WENT BANKRUPT.NOW ENGINEERING IS A SUBSCRIPTION, WITH UNLIMITED RUNWAY.

  2. 02 / 03

    THE KNOWLEDGE

    WHAT A VC WOULD WALK YOU THROUGH IS PUBLIC, WRITTEN DOWN, AND READ BY EVERY MODEL.YOU’RE NOT SHORT OF ADVICE, AND NEVER WILL BE AGAIN.

  3. 03 / 03

    THE NETWORK

    THE ONLY THING THAT GOT MORE VALUABLE.

THE NEW PARADIGM

THE MODEL

MEMBER COMPANIESCOMPOUND THE ACCELERATOR.

  1. 01COLLECTIVE PURCHASING POWER
  2. 02SHARED INVESTOR RECORDS
  3. 03FRACTIONAL EMPLOYEES
  4. 04YOUR FIRST CUSTOMERS
  5. 05PARTNERSHIPS
  6. 06DISTRIBUTION CHANNELS
  7. 07WARM INTRODUCTIONS
  8. 08THOUSANDS OF COMPANIES THAT NEED WHAT YOU BUILD
  9. 09THE STAGE, AT SEA
  10. 10CATEGORY BRIEFS
AND MUCH MORE: A POD OF FIVE TO SEVEN, OFFICE HOURS EVERY FRIDAY. TWO MINUTES TO APPLY.

THE YEAR

GATHER

  • APRIL 9–12, 2027THE CONFERENCE

BUILD

  • GATE ①: EVIDENCEUSERS WHO KEEP COMING BACK
  • GATE ②: CONTRIBUTIONHELP YOU GAVE OTHER MEMBERS
  • MONTHS BEFORE THE STAGEBOTH GATES, CHECKED

RETURN

  • APRIL 2028THE STAGE, AT SEAUP TO $1M IN FUNDING WHEN ANOTHER INVESTOR LEADS YOUR ROUND.

OUR INVESTMENT

UP TO $1M IN FUNDING WHEN
ANOTHER
INVESTOR
LEADS YOUR ROUND.

We invest once you clear both gates. You choose when to raise and who leads. We follow.

NO BOARD SEAT · TERMS IN OUR STANDARD AGREEMENT

Traditional accelerators turn nearly everyone away. We do the opposite. Anyone can join. Investor access is earned.

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